bithday comes but once a year. and some thoughts.
so why this post? coz i just suck at courtship and i desperately need to go to the toilet to urinate. i’ve been holding it for about an hour and a half already. it’s my brother’s birthday today (20 years) and his friends came over to hang out and have dinner. nothing fancy. just a humble preparation by my mom. two items on the menu, excluding rice and drinks. as far as i’m concerned, they’re really noisy out there. apparently satisfied. he’ll never read this entry but hey!, happy brithday younger brother.
back from the comfort room ladies and gents.
i feel like a new guy after every discharge. you know, kinda like the enlightenment buddha had some years ago while pondering on the sick, sad, sorry state of the world and how hopeless things are. anyway, onto more relevant issues.
i dont unzip my fly open, i just loosen my belt and bring my pants down a little on the front. exposing my glory to the urinal, just enuff for it to do it’s job cleanly without wetting any fabric. i hold my hotrod in the most gentle, soft kind of way coz it’s a very delicate thing and i wouldn’t wanna damage it beyond repair, or jerk and shock it or anything. …like how you would hold a girl’s hand when you two are out on a date… only much much softer. when i urinate, i usually point the tip to just about any direction i could think of as long as i could wash it away afterwards. (usually, in a circular fashion) similar to how a gardener sprinkles water on his plants on the garden. i don’t know about other guys but i usually shake my hose a maximum of two times only. this whole routine is a form of zen. the “one with the universe” thing.
i was able to catch desperate housewives today on channel starworld and i kinda like the show. i wish they aired a marathon of it instead of just one. i really look forward to the cheating-wife-sex-with-hunky-gardener-coz-her-husband’s-a-dick love scenes .. i guess they’ll be showing more of that in suceeding episodes so until i’m satisfied, i’ll be keeping my sundays free so i can watch the show.
gee. talking about my wee wee and sexy, hot, curvacious, american, blonde, single-looking married women makes my nipples harden! i better stray away from the topic before i think of something more obscene.
ok. so i stayed in my room for the entire day doing nothing but play warcraft coz i disguised gaming as scientific research. my mom and dad knew better than to disturb their hard studying son in his room. i downloaded some warcraft battle replays hoping i could pick some styles up but i only picked up one thing - i suck as a gamer. the guys who played make it look easy.
… more practice in order …
