don’t call me
dear prankster,
making me wait is a crime muthafucka! i could have spent that time doing something worth my while than just sitting there waiting for your lame ass to show up. what do you use your cellphone for? what’s the use of a secretary?
if someone asks you what time they should come over for the meeting, don’t act cool and say “anytime”. coz first, you can’t see the future. and second, you can’t rewind the past. don’t fucking expect me to go back to your office after you stood me up too. in the event that you really need to meet me, make arrangements at the local motel. i hear they offer discounts at night.
there is only one way i could forgive you…
hugs and kisses,
~ amerei ~
the sucker, giving you
lessons about professionalism.
p.s. i’ll have naked dreams about you tonight!
