in the name of zero

November 22, 2005

something is wrong with me

new look
because i wanted girls to notice me, i had my locks trimmed down to the shortest length i’ll _possibly_ ever wear in my entire life. 3.5 centimeters. so far, the feedbacks i’m getting are rather positive. (from males and females alike) though i’m more concerned with what the girls have to say.

here’s a typical scenario:

i apply gel to my hair, style it to spiked perfection and prance around the campus. i meet a girl acquaintance along the way…

me: “hello there.” ~ i smile shyly ~

startled female friend number 1: “wow! new look! cute!”

me: “shucks. thanks.” ~ i glance down embarrased. ~

startled female friend number 1 : “finally. you look like a human being.”

me: (or my mind rather) “can we have sex now?”

~ i continue to walk while glancing at her curves ~

after a few steps, i meet another girl acquaintance…

startled female friend number 2 : “wow! new look! cute!”

me: “yeah i know” ~ then i contract my lips a little ~

startled female friend number 2 : “you look much much better!”

me: (or my mind rather) “thanks.. i love you too! let’s have sex now shall we?”

~ i continue to walk while glancing at her curves ~

at least i look more presentable now. that’s what matters.

new language
recently, i’ve been quite busy practicing some more gtk2 concepts which includes GList, gmodule, gthreads gtktreestore and gtkliststore. unfortunately, juggling with all of these concepts really does get difficult sometimes. the working portion of my brain gets too overloaded with information. usually, with volatile logic that randomly pops up in my head when i think about how to implement a particular function.

“Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.”
- Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound. -

enter brainfuck. the brainchild of urban muller. i’m having loads of fun learning how to write in it. let the codes speak for themselves.

hello world in c

int main()
{
	printf("hello world\n");
	return 0;
}

hello world in brainfuck (from the english wikipedia)

++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+< <<<-]>++.
>+.+++++++..+++.>++.< <+++++++++++++++.>.+++.——.——–.>+.>.

more on this in suceeding posts.

new category
yeah. life ain’t always about learning and doing stuffs that other people won’t ever give a shit about. like any normal girlfriendless guy out there, i also watch movies and listen to music. so let me introduce my new category,

stuff i watch and stuff i listen to
and if i’m feeling extremely romantic.. who knows, maybe write a few poetry. but i guess that deserves a category of it’s own.

chicks don’t exactly throw their panties at me when i send them love letters.

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  1. me: (or my mind rather) “thanks.. i love you too! let’s have sex now shall we?”

    chicks don’t exactly throw their panties at me when i send them love letters.

    Nice one kuya.. :p I practically fell off of my chair from laughing. Heheh. Wish I could see how you look like now. hmm… :-? hahah. Take care!

    Comment by Denise — November 24, 2005 @ 2:48 pm

  2. take care also miss d. i really wish you could see me too and i _would_ post before and after shots of myself for comparison but (luckily) nothing has changed except for the hair length. i still look sloppy.

    Comment by sleepy jenkins — November 24, 2005 @ 5:08 pm

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